Monday, October 03, 2005

Acts Of Random Evil

Si mergeam eu astazi cu RATB-ul...
Da, cu RATB-ul in sine ca entitate, nu cu tramvaiul, autobuzul sau troleul.
You're actually believing that, right ?...
So anyway, eram in autobuz aka Sardina Transport Bucale Inc.
And then I started to notice things.
...besides the UFOs.

1) Pe fereastra scria mare "IESIRE DE SIGURANTA"

Now I don't know about you, but exiting through a bus window doesn't seem that safe to me.

2) Uneori, era scris si in sens invers, ca sa se poata citi din afara.

"Trapped in the monotony of everyday life ? No problem ! You can escape right now by using our original Safety Exit (TM) ! Just a quick jump and roll through this window will take you to a new and marvelous place where you can meet lots of new people (usually about 50 too many), get your bones crushed quicker than in an anaconda's grip, and have your pockets picked - for free ! Try it out NOW !!! (gas mask/lack of smell required)"

3) Exista pe geam si un semn rosu cu un ciocan care sparge ceva

No, there was no "In case of emergency" or anything (you know, the way they write on those 'H' windows - I suppose they are little hospitals of sorts). In fact, to the uninitiated eye, that sign seemed to simply say: "USE HAMMER HERE". I'm thinking about actually carrying a hammer around, just in case I feel like having fun.

4) Uitandu-ma pe fereastra, am vazut oameni lucrand (!!!) la reabilitarea drumului

Ok, this is the moment to panic. Start screaming and run around in circles. Now, for non-Romanians, let me explain: while it might look like a good thing, this kind of sight is rarer than literate speeches from George Dubya Bush. So it's only safe to assume that something spooky is going on. My best bet so far is that the government is planning to sell the country and run away with the money. I dare you all to prove me wrong.

Oh, and if you were wondering about the acts of random evil, they didn't actually take place after all. But my craving for them has not been satisfied yet. So, let's hope that tomorrow will be a better day for evil than today.



Blogger Gabriel Sandu said...

You already did some acts of random eeevil. Like, for example: talking while standing up, while we were seated at that table in Piranha; scanning every anime on my hdd for cool thingies; and I dunno... waking up this morning, in the first place.

4:39 PM  
Blogger Gabriel Sandu said...

oh, and btw... HTML tags in comments do not seem to be working. Eeevil, I say!


4:40 PM  
Blogger Asm said...

Dea...interesant ce spui. Acuma ma gandesc poate imi recomanzi(adica aduci) si mie un joc actual care sa imi mearga (Thunderbird1200 256RAM GeForceTi4800). Ma enerveaza jocurile actuale ca toate au DX9, si la mine ruleaza dar se va la fel ca cele DX8(o fi placa video de vine, hmm)

4:43 PM  
Blogger Danut Enachioiu said...

it's just chiller's evil influence. Omg, I spoke italic...

10:44 AM  

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